Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

(via guy)


my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via pj-simons)

"Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality."
- (via guy)

(Source: hazelhirao, via misterbane)



Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via guy)




cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

(via iwishiwasatraveler)